Their Sales Pitch Has Multiple Spots Of Failure
(I am walking through the mall one evening, and as I pass a kiosk set up in the aisle I am approached by a woman trying to sell skin lotion. At the time I am experiencing a severe breakout of cystic acne all along my jaw bone, something that happens to me every three to six months and is only controllable by one product that I already own.)
Woman: “Hello! Would you like a free sample?”
Me: “No, thank you.”
Woman: “But it’s really good for your skin! It would help you!”
Me: “Pardon?”
Woman: “Look: this product is a very good moisturizer. It is also effective at repairing any sort of damage from sunburns or other scarring. It’s a really great product; would you like to try it?”
Me: “No, I’m really not interested.”
Woman: “But it would help with your acne, and scarring!”
Me: *now fuming, staring at the woman*
Woman: “Yes, with your acne you really should use this product! It has all these wonderful features, such as—”
Me: “Does it have an antibiotic?”
Woman: “Pardon?”
Me: “What is the active ingredient that makes it so effective against acne?”
Woman: “I’m a skincare specialist; I know it works wonders on acne, and—”
Me: “I’m really not interested in trying something that will not work.”
Woman: “Well, what do you use?”
Me: “I use a topical treatment that contains clindamycin.”
Woman: “Contains what?”
Me: “Clindamycin.”
Woman: “I’ve never heard of that. This product is—”
Me: “Yes, I’m not surprised you haven’t heard of clindamycin. You are selling a skincare product; you are not a skincare specialist. I have a prescription for my product from a specialist, and I have no interest in buying your product. Please leave me alone.”
(She kept talking, so I just walked away. I have never worked in sales, but I can tell you that trying to snag a new customer by first telling them they have bad acne, and then trying to tell them you know better than they do how to handle it, is pretty harsh.)