Customer: “We would like to bowl on the lane next to our friends. They are on lane five.”
Me: “Okay, no problem. You are on lane six.”
Customer: “Where’s that?”
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(Note: We are two blocks away from the beach.)
Customer: “Your lanes are crooked.”
Me: “Sir, I assure you they are not crooked; we have lane inspectors that come in every eight weeks and check for that kind of thing.”
Customer: “No! MY LANE IS CROOKED! Every time I bowl, the ball goes to the right!”
Me: *glancing at the clock* “Well, you know, it’s about 1:30. The tide is coming in.”
Customer: “That has an effect on it?”
Me: “Oh, yeah. I mean, we’re only a few blocks from the beach…”
Customer: “Huh… well, I guess I’ll try to bowl more towards the left, then…”
