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Someone F***ed Around And Mom Found Out

, , , , , | Related | October 27, 2022

I’m working from home. My brother is getting ready to head back to college at the end of his summer. My mom walks into my room unannounced.

Mom: “Hi. I’m helping [Brother] pack, and we need some more storage containers. Do you have anything we could use?”

Me: “Sure, let me look around.”

She grabs a box

Mom: “Oh, this would be perfect.”

She opens it before I can stop her and gets a horrified look before holding up an unopened and unused condom.

Mom: “Uh, [My Name], what is this?”

Me: “What do you think it is?”

Mom: “Why do you have this?”

Me: “Because I have a girlfriend and I’m being safe, just like you taught me.”

She just stares at me.

Me: “Well, this just got awkward quickly.”

Mom: “Yeah, uh, thanks. I think we have some boxes in the garage.” *Leaves*

On the plus side, she never randomly went through stuff in my room again.

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