Nana’s Unsolicited (And Hilarious) Opinion
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| October 25, 2022
My great-grandma, while miraculously still alive, is senile and half-deaf, so we are never sure if she understands what’s going on around her at any given time. Nonetheless, we try to include her during mealtimes and such.
One day, the whole family is having breakfast together and chatting.
Brother: “[Friend] got in some kind of trouble with the cops. I’m not sure what for, but I think it was soliciting…”
Mom: “Shut it! Saying such things in front of your Nana, honestly!”
Brother: “What? She’s not even listening!”
Nana: *Suddenly yelling* “FLAT A*** AIN’T WORTH THE MONEY, HON!”
She was, in fact, listening.
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