Keeping You Busier Than Her Shirt
(For context, I work in a relatively small store. It would take you max 10 seconds to walk from one end to the other.)
Customer: “Do you have this in larger?” *she’s holding an XSP shirt*
Me: “We don’t have a large petite, but we might have large regular size. Would you like me to find it for you?”
Customer: “Mhm.” *she puts the shirt she’s holding on the nearest rack to her. This rack only has pants on it and isn’t in the petite section…*
(I find her the other shirt and bring it to her. She spends about 30 seconds looking at it before putting it on another random rack, this time one with only scarves hanging on it. I’m standing right next to her and would have happily taken it back. She meanders around the store for a bit before asking me to help her find a shirt that will go with two very different patterned scarves. One is bright yellow with purple flowers and the other is blue and white stripes and floral patterns. I show her a shirt; she disagrees with my opinion. She asks about a beige, pink, and yellow busy patterned shirt. I politely say that a solid color would be a better choice. I show her a solid color shirt instead, and she asks about the first shirt I showed her, acting like she’s never seen it before. This goes on for about three more repetitions of that process, all the while asking my opinion and immediately dismissing it. She eventually picks some random shirt, pays, and leaves.)
Me: *to new coworker* “And that’s what we like to call a ‘high maintenance’ customer.”