When The Eaves Drops
(Earlier today, I was eating out at a restaurant, and I had a couple come up to me to berate me about stuff I’d said about my food preferences to the friends I was eating with. We basically ignored them until they went away, and later, I share the story with another friend as we are riding the bus home.)
Me: “It’s just crazy how some rude a**holes think they have the right to listen in and comment on other people’s conversations.”
Friend: “Yeah. Some people just can’t help sticking their noses in.”
(Right then, someone taps me on my shoulder, and I turn to see a lady standing over the seat, glaring at me.)
Lady: “How dare you talk about me that way?!”
Me: “What?”
Lady: “I’m not an… an… a butthole.”
(I finally cotton on to the fact that this lady had been eavesdropping on us, and is now upset that we’ve called people who eavesdrop a**holes.)
Me: “I didn’t know you existed until you hit my shoulder, and I was talking about someone else, but now I am talking about you. You’re an a**hole for thinking you have the right to butt into our conversation.”
(She sputtered for a moment before turning and trying to stomp back to her seat, two rows back and across the aisle, made difficult by the bus swaying a little due to the road.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?