Well, THAT Will Put A Dent In The Relationship

A guy comes into the auto shop, having driven up in a car with a sizeable dent on the side.

Customer: “Please see what you can do about… that.” *Gestures to the dent*

Me: “Sure thing, but what happened?”

Customer: “My ex-boyfriend drove my car to his job at a store. After his shift, he got drunk with his knucklehead coworkers and thought it would be fun to play destruction derby with my car in the empty parking lot.”

Me: “Ouch, that hurts.”

Customer: “Tell me about it.”

I can tell this is not going to be cheap. Usually, to soften the blow, I engage in small talk with the customers.

Me: “So, why did you let him use your car if he’s your ex?”

Customer: “Well… he wasn’t my ex at the time.”

Ouch! When driving causes a break-up you know it has to be bad. We wonder how others fared in these 12 Stories About Customers Who Should Not Be Allowed To Drive!