It’s Not Exactly Brain Surgery

I work in the technical support department of a hospital during the era of pagers.

Doctor: “My pager needs a new battery.”

I hand the doctor some new AA batteries.

Doctor: “Uh… how do I put these in?”

Me: “You see the little door on the back? You slide it open, pull out the old ones, and put in the new ones in.”

Doctor: “Oh, that’s far too complicated. Can’t you do it for me?”

Me: “Aren’t you a brain surgeon?”