12 Stories About Customers Who Should Not Be Allowed To Drive!

Dear readers,

We’re hopeful that most of you drive responsibly, know what you’re doing behind the wheel, and can see well enough to tell how much money you have in your hand. That last distinction is important, as you’re about to find out!

We’ve rounded up twelve stories about customers who should absolutely not be allowed behind the wheel, and yet here we are…

D’ohpe, Part 2 – That’s… literally the problem.

Living On The Edge Vs. Driving Off Of It – If he goes over a cliff, STOP.

The Stupidity Never Stops – Hits from the comments: “Please don’t say things like that to idiots.”

More Cars Than Common Sense – We wish we had their kind of problems.

Feeling Fuel-ish, Part 2 – Maybe if they’d paid attention when they had their tank filled before…

Driving On The Blind Side Of Caution, Part 2 – Fingers crossed that she’s just holding the car keys for her husband or something!

Car Parked, Brain In Neutral – The self-hatred runs deep here.

Backwards Driving, Loopy Logic – Jesus take the wheel… away from this person.

Almost Makes You Want To Re-Tire – Not only do these people drive, but they sometimes reproduce and vote.

Driving Miss Ditzy – Here’s hoping she doesn’t drive like she does anything else.

For The Money I Pay, It Should Drive Itself – Alternately, you could pay someone to sit in the passenger seat and make those adjustments for you.

Circular Reasoning – Go go gadget EXTENDO-HOSE!

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers who should never be allowed to drive! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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