Unfiltered Story #287921
(I work in a large, national factory. Due to the health concerns, we’ve been unable to have our big group meetings before shift since March, so if anything major needs to be relayed to us, the supervisors come to our work areas and communicate them to us like that.
One day, my small group is gathered up together by one of the supervisors so he can tell us what’s going on.)
Supervisor: So, on one of the shifts, the plant manager saw a lot of people standing around, not doing their jobs, and he wants us to tell everyone to please not do that. How much money do you think gets paid, total, to all the workers, just at this plant, per year?
Coworker 1: One million.
Supervisor: Bigger.
Me: …ten million?
Supervisor: 179 Million dollars per year. That’s the total we pay the all the workers combined. So, we need to make sure we get our money’s worth. You guys do a great job, keep it up.
(We go back to work, and coworker 2 scoffs.)
Coworker 2: There’s no way. That’s an exaggeration.
Me: I don’t know, I don’t know why he’d lie about that number.
Coworker 2: (Pulling up the calculator on his computer screen) If I don’t do any overtime, I’d be making about 40k a year, so that’s…
Me: How many people work at the plant? And besides, you’re only [Grade] pay, and there’s people who get paid a lot more than you.
Coworker 2: Yeah, that’s true. Let’s say… average of 60k? And there’s close to 3000 who work at the plant, so…
(He does the multiplication and I burst out laughing when I see the answer. 180 million.)
Coworker 2: D***. I guess he was right.
Me: Looks like you can’t scoff at him, after all! I am so sorry that math has failed you.