My husband related this story to me, he had gone away for the weekend with his friends and were having dinner at a club about three hours from home. All the friends are in their fifties.
Friend one “OMG (husband) a gorgeous young blonde was just checking you out”
Husband *thinking his friend was joking “Yeah, right”
Friend one “ No really, she walked past you, did a double take and kept staring back at you as she walked away.”
Husband *still thinking his friend was joking “Well, what can I say? I must still have it then” *looks behind him “So where is this mystical woman then?”
Friend one “She went through to another room”
They all start laughing and chatting for a few moments.
Friend one “uh oh, I think you’re in trouble, she’s just pointed you out to a guy who’s covered in tattoos”
Friend two “Did you say something to her? They’re coming over”
Husband “I haven’t spoken to any one” *at this stage he had gotten worried about turning around
Friend three “Don’t worry we’ve got your back, though he looks like he could take all of us out”
He turns to look at the approaching couple
Husband “No, it’s alright, I’ve got this, just stand back watch how it’s done. I’ll take care of him and get a kiss from the girl too.” *all of his friends laugh nervously, he waits for them to get to the table before standing up
Tattooed man “OMG (Uncle) what are you doing here?” *they both give him a hug and he gets a kiss on the cheek by his nephew’s wife. They chat for a while before parting ways.
Friend two “way to give us a heart attack! I was worried about what we were going to tell (my name)”