Unfiltered Story #97368
The café I work at does a lot of cakes, scones etc to serve for cream and afternoon teas. A large family comes in and starts ordering the (clearly labelled) cakes.
Customer: What are your scones for the cream tea?
Me: We do sultana or cherry and walnut.
Customer pauses, then says: I see. And what’s the difference between them?
I honestly don’t know how I kept a straight face whilst explaining that the sultana ones contained sultanas and the cherry and walnut contained cherries and walnuts…