Unfiltered Story #97368

The café I work at does a lot of cakes, scones etc to serve for cream and afternoon teas. A large family comes in and starts ordering the (clearly labelled) cakes.

Customer: What are your scones for the cream tea?

Me: We do sultana or cherry and walnut.

Customer pauses, then says: I see. And what’s the difference between them?

I honestly don’t know how I kept a straight face whilst explaining that the sultana ones contained sultanas and the cherry and walnut contained cherries and walnuts…