Unfiltered Story #97630

(In the checkout, the bagger and the cashier are in the middle of a story which involves much teasing and joking. It doesn’t really catch my attention until the cashier teasingly warns the bagger: “My cousin is the sheriff.”)

I literally had to bite my lip to keep from saying, “Don’t worry; my cousin is the mayor and he can take care of it.”

I drove home with bloody lip, but still giggling.