(A couple walks up to my line and the guy puts his stuff on the belt first. Then, the girl puts up a divider and her stuff.)
Guy: “Sweetie, let me pay for your stuff.”
Girl: “FINE!” *storms off*
Me: *thinking to myself* “What the f*** is going on?”
(I looked at what she was purchasing and realized that the only thing was a home pregnancy test.)
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(I am one of the quickest and most efficient cashiers at my store, and often receive positive comments about this from the customers.)
Wife: “My, you’re just whizzing along! I can’t believe how fast you are!”
Husband: “Didn’t you know? That’s the store’s new policy. They only hire fast women.”
Me: *chuckles good-naturedly*
Wife: “Don’t mind my husband. We only let him out on weekends.”
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The lady swipes her card
Lady: “Which button do I press? Credit or debit?”
Me: “Is it a debit or credit card?”
Lady: “Credit.”
Me: *face meet palm*
(I was working checkout, in the express lane (15 items or less). A lady with a very full trolley comes up.)
Lady: “Hi! Is this an express lane?”
Me: “Yep. You might want to go through another–”
Lady: *starts unloading stuff* “Good. I’m in a hurry.”
Me: “?!”
(At the self-checkout, a customer is waving a lime over the scanner.)
Customer: “Why isn’t my lime scanning?”
Me: “Produce items don’t have bar codes on them, ma’am.”
Customer: “So?”
Me: *facepalm*
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