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10 Stories About The Worst (Or Best) Dad Jokes Ever Told!

| Right | January 22, 2021

Dear readers,

What’s Forrest Gump’s Facebook password? 1forest1.

Did you hear about the man who fell into an upholstery machine? He’s fully recovered.

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh? Ten tickles.

Say what you will about dad jokes, but there’s always bound to be one that makes you chuckle for every ten that make you groan. This statistic doesn’t deter many dads and non-dads alike out there, who see the classic “dad joke” as the pinnacle of wit. They’re prepared to share them with their friends and family with reckless abandon, so now it’s our turn to do the same!

We’ve rounded up ten stories about those who are determined to tell the worst joke possible, regardless of the consequences!


All Husbands Must Be Kept On A Leash – You ever meet someone who really deserves a cream pie to the face?

One Bad Joke Deserves Another – The film was almost as crappy as your joke.

This iPhone Doesn’t Fall Far From The Tree – Does he perhaps take after his mother?

He’s Not Driving A Ford Siesta – Hits from the comments: “Dad, you do realise we’re the ones who get to choose your nursing home?”

Pray They’re Talking About Baby Goats – Don’t let these jokes get your goat!

Bad Jokes Are Music To Their Ears – Be right back. I face-palmed so hard I broke my glasses.

Acting Flippantly, Part 3 – We can’t tell if this one is joking or just a bit stupid.

Waiter Hater – Made-you-look jokes are a bit more middle school than “dad,” but it’s a fine line.

Brokers With Chokers – Hits from the comments: “What a terrible pun. I wish I’d thought of it.”

Their Question Speaks Volumes – All together now: UGGGHHHHHH!


We hope you enjoyed this Dad-Joke-themed roundup! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:

14 Stories About Puns That Are So Bad They’re Good


14 Funny True Stories About Customers Getting Tongue-Tied In The Worst Way!

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