Minimum Wage, Maximum Moaning
A lady is using the self-checkout, and after she has bagged everything and paid, she makes sure to tell the self-checkout employee, the service desk employees, and some cashiers:
Customer: *Nice and loud* “Look how I did your jobs for you!”
The employees just ignore this; they have plenty to keep them occupied. For some reason, this makes the customer mad.
Customer: *Even louder* “I did your jobs for you! Just letting you know!”
We just look at her and then continue doing our jobs. After not getting a reaction from the employees, she stands near the exit and starts shouting as loud as she can while pointing at her cart:
Customer: “I did your jobs for you!”
She is now loud enough to bother other customers, so my manager gets involved.
Manager: “Excuse me, ma’am. Are you all right?”
Customer: “Why isn’t it bothering you that you’re making your customers do your jobs for you?”
Manager: “Because you’re not, ma’am. We all have lots to do, even with the assistance of self-checkout.”
Customer: “I want you to acknowledge that I effectively did work for you for free! It’s shameful!”
Manager: “Okay, well, by my estimation, based on the time stamp on your receipt, you were at the self-checkout for eight minutes.”
My manager gets a calculator out on his phone.
Manager: “So… eight minutes at minimum wage comes to a total of… 98 cents. Here, I’m giving you a raise; take a dollar.”
He takes a dollar from his wallet and hands it out to her.
Manager: “A dollar for your hard work. That’s what other cashier operators are getting without kicking up a fuss.”
She just stared at my manager before gasping in annoyance and storming out.