Milk That Lie Dry
Me: “Here’s your smoothie, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh, does this have milk in it? I have a violent reaction to milk! I can’t have milk.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am. There’s 2% in it. I can make it with a protein powder but that may have milk products in it.”
Customer: “Oh. Well, I can’t have it. Just make me a hot chocolate.”
Me: “Ma’am, to make that, I have to use milk.”
Customer: “Oh, that’s okay. I can have milk if it’s hot chocolate.”
Me: “Alrighty.”
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