10 Customers Who Lied About Their Health To Get Ahead

| Right | October 19, 2020

Dear readers,

Lying is bad enough on its own, but lying about your health is a different kind of low. Sadly, we here at Not Always Right get so many stories about customers lying about allergies, their medical condition, or their general health to get ahead, that we have to space them out so that we don’t become Not Always Allergic!

We’ve rounded up ten stories about such customers who, despite what they say, are NOT sick!

 

A Sudden Change Of Heart – What doesn’t kill you… usually succeeds in the second attempt.

If At First You Don’t Succeed, Chai Again – Put the shovel away and stop digging, lady.

Don’t Make A Rash Purchase – If you’re allergic to shiny, be sure to avoid watching Firefly.

Clandestine Calorie Cutters – If you don’t want sugar or fat, is an ice cream shop really the place for you?

I Scream Fraud – Hits from the comments: “There’s a special place in hell for people who try to involve their children in their petty little scams (and a special place in heaven for the kids who one way or another ruin those plans).”

More Truffle Than It’s Worth – This is why restaurants have trouble taking allergy requests seriously.

After Sickness It Is Best To Re-coupon-ate – OOF.

What Came First – The Allergen Or The Egg? – Can’t you just suck it up and scrape it off like the rest of us?

Milk That Lie Dry – Hot chocolate is good, but not this good.

Time For An Allergic Retraction – Maybe they can eat tomatoes that have been cooked down. Or maybe they’re just an idiot.

 

We hope you enjoyed this roundup about customers who lied about their health. Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!


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