Marital Bliss, In All Its Forms, Part 2
(I’ve just done a sales pitch for Internet service.)
Customer: “Oh, honey, I’m 73. I wouldn’t know what to do with the Internet. I can hardly run the computer my daughter gave me.”
Me: “Well, I’ll be honest. I’m 24 and I do struggle with them from time to time.”
Customer: “Boy, I sure wouldn’t want to be your age, what with all the bad things happening in the world today.”
Me: “I don’t know; I’m pretty optimistic most of the time. I think we’ll be okay.”
Customer: “You’ve never been married, have you?”
Question of the Week
Tell us about a customer that lied or scammed to get what they wanted.