Size Matters On Sign Matters
(It is my day off, but have to go into work to pick up some milk. On my way in, I notice several large signs on the doors informing customers that the debit/credit machines are down. As I stand in line, I hear customer and my coworker arguing.)
Customer: “This is ridiculous! You should really put up a sign if your machines are going to be down.”
Coworker: “There are signs on all the doors.”
Customer: “Well I didn’t see them; you people should make them bigger!”
Coworker: “They’re on all the doors, and are quite lar—”
Customer: “They should be BIGGER!”
Coworker: “Well how big do you need them, ma’am?”
Customer: “BIGGER!”
(At this point the woman throws her things on the counter and storms out, flipping off my coworker in the process.)
Coworker: “I think it’s break time.”