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23 Hilarious Stories About Taking Your Cat To The Vet!

| Right | August 22, 2020

Dear readers,

Did you know that today is Take Your Cat to the Vet Day? While we humans are used to regular checkups, even when we’re not sick, we tend to only take our moggles into the vet when they’re seriously ill. Today, then, is a reminder for cat-owners to make an appointment for their feline friends for a checkup, and maybe avoid an expensive vet bill later!

However, this wouldn’t be Not Always Right if we didn’t have a bunch of clueless pet-owners providing stories worth re-telling! So here, from our archives, are 23 hilarious stories about taking a cat to the vet, and all the drama that can ensue when Molly isn’t feeling it…


Your Cat Is Heartless – Heartless this cat may be, but he’s full of warm fuzzies!

A Lack Of Common Scents – Perhaps this person didn’t quite grasp the Pepé Le Pew concept.

Must Have Lymphed Their Way Through Biology – Nope, all that flows through their veins is disdain for humans.

Bestial Superiority Complexes – And people think cat owners are snobs…

Meow Amore Vole Fe Ya – This is bi cat erasure!

When The Cat’s Away The Dogs Have A Spa Day – Another argument for equity versus equality.

Anti-Vaxxers Are Dumber Than Cats – That’s really not how any of this works.

You’ve Got To Be Kitten – Don’t ovary-act to this slightly nuts caller.

Luckily They Found It A-Mew-sing – Some people say pets their owners end up looking alike…

Ah, The Wonders Of Osmosis – Sometimes we wonder how people this stupid are even still alive.

Where Does The Fox Stay? – It’s probably time to seal up that cat flap.

Color Me Stupid, Part 3 – What on earth has this person been putting in their coffee?!

You’ve Got To Be Kitten Me, Part 2 – If the cat minded, you’d know it. Trust us.

Barking Up The Wrongest Tree – “One fine day, with a woof and a purr, a baby was born and it caused a little stir.”

One Customer And You’re Already Pooped – Don’t you pooh-pooh science!

Bachelor Chow Is The Cat’s Meow – Maybe with a little milk and sugar? Like cereal?

Mistaking Kitty For Kujo – Well, there was that one episode of CSI

Not The Best Pupil For Eye Care – Fix your eyes… on some elementary school health textbooks.

Get The Name Right Or You’re Going To Have Kittens – Cats are notorious for missing appointments.

Cat-atonic To Your Pleas – Maybe if the author had whispered her pleas?

But There’s A Cat(ch) – From The Tales Of The Part-Time Cat-Dad.

Bean There, Done Cat – You can’t cause brain damage if the cat has no brain!

You’d Get Either A Cabbit Or A Rat – We’ve said it before; some people shouldn’t be allowed to have pets.

Just A Teensy Bit Dramatic – Please refer to the previous caption.


We hope you found this roundup about taking your cat to the vet entertaining! Let us know in the comments if there were any stories we were too lazy to include! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!

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