Allergic To Common Sense, Part 22
A customer is perusing the menu while I am taking orders at her table.
Customer: “I’m allergic to fat. Please make sure everything is fat-free?”
Me: “Allergic to… to fat?”
Customer: “Yes. Everything I order must be fat-free.”
Me: “Well, this is an Italian restaurant, so that might be tough. We do have some nice salads that—”
Customer: “No salads! I’m allergic to salads.”
Me: “Of course.”
Customer: “What’s this? This looks nice.”
Me: “That would be… the ribeye.”
Customer: “I’ll have that but without that fat.”
Me: “You’ll basically be ordering a plate of air, ma’am.”
Customer: “Oh, I’m also allergic to air.”
She ended up ordering the ribeye. She ate every bit.
Related:
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 21
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 20
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 19
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 18
Allergic To Common Sense, Part 17
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
