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The Only Place I’m Moving To Is Another Bank

, , , , , , | Working | April 12, 2024

Something similar to this story happened with my bank accounts about thirty years ago. Apparently, there was a woman in my city with the same last name, first initial, and birthdate. She moved somewhere else, and the bank moved all my accounts with her, as well as my husband’s since we had a joint account apart from our individual accounts.

It took me a lot of aggravation to get them to correct it, and when they finally sent me the bank statements I had missed, they had a note attached saying that I should have informed them that I had moved. Grrrrr!

I did read them the riot act on that, but other than an excuse, nothing was done.

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You Can Always Bank On Kindness

, , , , | Right | April 3, 2024

There is a rule of thumb that if you do something right, then a person who sees it will tell three others — but if you do something wrong, they will tell ten. After reading so many Not Always Right stories of how nasty people are, I decided to be one of the three.

I get a call from my bank. After going through all the security procedures:

Bank: “Have you been to Argentina in the past month?”

Me: “I haven’t been out of my state in over a year.”

Bank: “We’re sorry, but it appears that someone has used your debit card number to buy about $60 worth of clothes in South America. We see this when they try to use a small amount first to see if it will go through. We’ll cancel the card and credit the amount back to your account.”

Me: “Thank you for keeping an eye on my account!”

Silence.

Me: “Hello. Are you there?”

Bank: “Sorry, I was just surprised. A lot of people swear at us when we tell them news like this.”

So, in deciding to be one of the three, a few weeks later, I call the customer service number of my bank and ask for the fraud department. When the lady answers and inquires as to my problem:

Me: “I simply wanted to thank you all for your diligence in keeping an eye on my account.”

Again, silence.

Fraud Department: “Thank you for the kind words!”

She sounded like she was nearly starting to tear up. Earlier that day, someone verbally ripped into her. Trying to help and protect your bank information, and you rip them apart! I will continue to try to be one of the three going forward!

Don’t Bank On Us Giving An Eff

, , | Right | March 28, 2024

When I was a teller people would constantly say they wanted to close their accounts to try to get their own way:

Me: *Happily calling their bluff, pulling out a withdrawal slip.* “Would you like your funds in a cashier’s check or cash?”

Customer: *Changing their tune.* “Oh… well… I don’t think we need to do that.”

But one time:

Me: “Would you like your funds in a cashier’s check or cash?”

Stubborn Customer: “…Cashier’s check.” 

He came back the next day to re-open his account with those checks.

Don’t Bank On Them Understanding

, , , , , | Right | March 4, 2024

One day, a customer comes in to pick up her car. I estimate her to be about eighteen years old, and she’s with another girl — I’m guessing her sister — who is probably about sixteen years old. I find her ticket and tell her the total, which is about $6,000. Service is actually closed at this point in the day, and only Sales is still open.

Customer: “Do you take Apple Pay?”

Me: “Yes.”

The customer taps her phone, and the machine prompts her to type in her PIN. For whatever reason, our credit card machine will not let you bypass the PIN when using the tap feature. You have to have the card physically inserted into the machine in order to bypass the PIN. Why? I don’t know. I have gotten a lot of grief from customers about how “other places let me do it,” but I don’t make the rules.

Me: “Type in your PIN.”

Customer: “Can I bypass it?”

Me: “Unfortunately, you can’t bypass the PIN when you tap. You would have to insert the card.”

Customer: “I don’t have the card; I only have what’s on my phone. I don’t carry physical cards around.”

Me: “Then you will have to put in the PIN.”

Customer: “But I don’t want to.”

Me: “The machine won’t let you bypass it because you tapped.”

The customer presses the green button, which causes the machine to beep.

Me: “It’s actually red for credit—”

The customer presses the red button, and the transaction is canceled. I type in the total again, she taps her phone, and again it asks for the PIN. This time, she puts in the PIN. However, a declined message pops up on the screen.

Me: “Unfortunately, that declined.”

Customer: “Why?”

Me: “It doesn’t tell me why, but it’s probably because of your spending limit. You’ll have to call your bank and ask them for a one-time limit increase.”

This happens all the time when customers are putting down payments for a car on their credit cards. The number of people who believe that they do not have a spending limit is way too high. It’s not a big deal, and a quick call to the bank usually resolves the issue.

Customer: “Run it again.”

Me: “It’s going to decline. You need to call your bank.”

Customer: “I have the money. Run it again.”

I put the total in the machine. She taps her phone and puts in the PIN, and it declines.

Me: “You need to call your bank. It’s probably the spending limit.”

Customer: “No. Run it again.”

Me: “It’s going to keep declining. You need to call your bank.”

Customer: “Just run it again.”

Me: “You have to call your bank.”

Customer: “Run it again.”

At this point, I stop caring. If she wants to lock her card doing this, then that’s on her. She makes me run her card about five more times. Every time, I tell her to call the bank, but she refuses.

After about fifteen minutes of this, she finally calls the bank. She does this at the window, so I can hear everything she says. After confirming her information, I hear her say, “I’m not in Florida.” This catches my attention because our brand is based out of Florida. We are actually the only dealership in the group that is not in Florida. However, the chief financial officer wants us to use the main Florida address for our banking information so they can keep an eye on us. This has caused some fraud alerts for customers in the past, but the banks are usually good once they realize the situation, and thankfully, it doesn’t happen that often.

Me: “We’re based in Florida, so if it’s showing [address], then that’s correct.”

The customer relays this information to her bank, and eventually, they tell her to try it again. She hangs up, and we try the card again, but it still declines.

Customer: “Run it again.”

Me: “You need to call your bank back.”

Rinse and repeat a few times. Yes, I try running it once or twice, but it declines every time.

Customer: “Can I just wire you the money?”

I page a manager to come over since that has to be a manager’s decision. A sales manager comes over. The sales managers are always reluctant to approve anything regarding parts or service because those aren’t their departments, and they don’t like approving wire transfers for their own department. Sure enough, the sales manager tells her that he will not authorize a wire transfer. After a few more rounds of “Call your bank” and “No, I don’t want to” with the manager, she calls her bank back and talks to them for a while. The sales manager sticks around.

Customer: “They say it’s your bank causing the issue.”

Sales Manager: “We use [Major Bank Brand #1]. What bank do you use?”

Customer: “[Major Bank Brand #2]. Your bank is the problem.”

Sales Manager: “People come in all the time and pay for stuff with cards from them, and we’ve never had this issue before.”

Customer: “Well, they said it’s your bank that’s causing the problem.”

I think it’s because she made me run her card a hundred times and it’s now locked, but I keep my mouth shut.

Sales Manager: “Do you have another card you can use? Because we can’t release the vehicle until it’s paid for.”

Customer: “No. I can’t just wire you the money?”

Sales Manager: “Unfortunately not. Do you know someone else with a card and you can wire them the money?”

The customer calls her dad, who gives us his card number over the phone. Thankfully, it works. I give her the keys and send her on her way. This whole transaction has taken over forty-five minutes.

Sales Manager: “I’ve never heard of major issues like this from [Major Bank Brand #2].”

Me: “I bank with [Major Bank Brand #2], and I’ve used my card here before. It’s probably because she made me run her card a million times without calling the bank.”

Sales Manager: “Yep, that’ll do it.”

This isn’t the first customer to not believe me when I say they need to call their bank, but she took the longest to admit defeat. I don’t understand why customers don’t believe me. We want your money; what do I gain by lying to you about something like this?

Dressing Down Banking Processes

, , , , , , | Right | January 20, 2024

I work in a bank. I am doing some admin and can hear one side of the conversation a coworker is having with a caller.

Coworker: “Yes, sir, I would recommend you go into the branch to make that deposit.”

Pause.

Coworker: “No, sir, I can’t accept money over the phone.”

Pause.

Coworker: “I could try to explain, but it would be quicker if you went to the branch in person.”

Pause.

Coworker: “Oh, you’re right outside? Then yes, definitely go inside. They can help you.”

Pause.

Coworker: “Are you sure they said you couldn’t come inside? Maybe you misunderst—”

Pause.

Coworker: “Ah… yes, that might be it. I recommend you go back there when you’re wearing pants…”