You’re Testes My Patience
I see a young teen girl having some trouble in our feminine hygiene section. I decide she’s been there long enough that it won’t be an intrusion if I offer her some help.
Teen Girl: “Please! I don’t really have anyone to ask about this kind of stuff.”
The girl looks to be in physical discomfort.
Me: “Cramps? Pain?”
Teen Girl: “Just the normal period pain. Takes a while to get used to it.”
I’m about to offer my sympathies and advice when a male customer one aisle over (our aisles are short and we can see over them) decides this is the perfect time to insert himself into our conversation.
Male Customer: “Yeah, period pains sound bad and all, but that’s nothing compared to the pain of being kicked in the balls. Now that’s real pain a woman could never understand.”
Me: “We’d never understand it because period pain isn’t optional, whereas you getting kicked in the balls is probably because you were being an a**.”
Male Customer: “I was just trying to reassure you ladies that you could have it worse.”
Teen Girl: *Menacingly* “Now I know why you get kicked in the balls so much.”
Male Customer: *Backing off* “Just trying to help, jeez!”
He leaves, and I turn back to my customer.
Me: “Sorry about that.”
Teen Girl: “Oh, that’s fine. I’m just surprised that a conversation could be more painful than whatever is going on down there…”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?