These People Are Idiots All Around The Globe

I am serving a customer when another customer hurries over to me after looking at the educational posters we have for sale.

Interrupting Customer: “I have to say, I’m impressed that you’ve got both the globe earth and also a flat earth represented. It’s nice to finally see a store catering to original Christians these days.”

Me: “Sir, those aren’t flat earths; they’re just maps.”

Interrupting Customer: “It is a representation of the earth, correctly as flat, just like it says in the Bible!”

Original Customer: “I don’t think the Bible says the earth is flat.”

Interrupting Customer: “Well, it doesn’t say it’s a globe, either!”

Original Customer: “It’s also got talking snakes and angels made of rings with eyes, but you do you…”

Interrupting Customer: “I feel sorry for you people trapped in the globe cult.” *Wanders off*

Original Customer: “Please tell me he’s not a regular.”

Me: “Okay, I won’t tell you.”

Original Customer: “You poor… poor, man.”