When Small Talk Is A Total Wipe Out
I am checking out a customer.
Me: “How are you doing today?”
Customer: “Have you ever sat on the toilet scrolling on your phone for so long that you forgot you took a dump and didn’t realize you hadn’t wiped until a few minutes later?”
Me: “…that’ll be $35.55.”
I just changed to asking if they’d found everything they were looking for after that.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
