What A Pizza Work Some People Are!

I’m a pizza maker for a convenience store/gas station. I get an order online for a couple of pizzas. There’s a forty-minute wait time because it’s busy. I’m just starting on the order when the customer shows up thirty minutes early.

Cashier: “Sir, your pizza is not ready yet. It will be at least another fifteen minutes.”

Customer: “Why are you all so f****** slow? F*** this!”

He left as quickly as he’d come in.

I got a phone call from the customer’s wife telling me to cancel it because it was late. I explained that it was, in fact, not late, and I had gotten it done early, too. They refused to come and get it and canceled at the time when it was supposed to be ready.

I took the pizza home. It was delicious.