This Cake Is Most Definitely A Lie

At my previous job, we had separate refrigerators for the different shifts. Our food was constantly being stolen or messed with.

One day, my buddy and I decided to make a nice cherry cheesecake… out of cooking lard. We finished it off with graham cracker crust and cut a couple of slices out of it since we knew the thief wouldn’t be brazen enough to take the first bite.

We never found out who the thief was, but we never had to worry about anyone messing with our food ever again. We did get the manager asking us if we tried to tamper with food to deliberately make someone sick but since we used what is technically food and nothing like laxatives or super strong spices we were in the clear!

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