They’ll Keep Doing This If It Keeps Working

A friend of mine was at a local bar all evening and finally left shortly after two o’clock in the morning.

He went to the only local pizza place that was still open. At the pizza place, he ordered a pizza and asked for it to be delivered, gave his address, and paid.

He then waited outside for the delivery guy to come out. When he got there, my friend asked him:

Friend: “You’re taking that pizza to [address]?”

The driver said that he was.

Friend: “Well, that pizza is for me. As you’re going there anyway, can I hitch a ride?”

He was taken home and got his pizza for something similar to the price of a taxi.