The Wheel Of Misfortune

I am working on a theme park’s Ferris wheel. As one of the cabins approaches, I see a woman letting both of her kids urinate on the floor.

Me: “Ma’am, you should have let them use the restrooms before the ride!” 

Mother: “Eh… it shouldn’t have gone on for so long.”

It was a five-minute ride.

She shrugged her shoulders and walked off. She was escorted from the park with protests, but the damage was already done and I had to close the ride.