Purchasing Is Its Own Reward
Me: “Thank you for calling [Company]. My name is [My Name]. How can I help you?”
Customer: “What can you do for me?”
Me: “I’m sorry, in regards to what specifically?”
Customer: “Well, I spend a lot of money with you guys and I don’t know if I should be talking to you or what but I want to know what you can do for me?”
Me: “Other than deliver great products at a great price quickly to your door?”
Customer: “I mean, is there a rewards program or something? I want something free for all my purchases.”
Me: “Sir, I see you are using a store Visa card with us. That does give you cash back on every purchase. I’m not exactly sure what it is you are asking, however. You’d like me to give you free products because you shop with us?”
Customer: “I guess I’m not talking to the right person.”
Me: “Sir, I don’t think there is a right person.”
Customer: “Just transfer me to someone else.”
Me: “Sure thing.”
(That was my first call of the day. No ‘hi’ or ‘hello’ or explanation. Just ‘what can you do for me?’ Wow.)