Pretty Green About The Colors Of The Rainbow

(I have decided to crochet a blanket using the color of the rainbow, so my sister and I go to a store and place six skeins of yarn on the belt: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple. The cashier is a teenage boy.)

Cashier: “That’s a lot of yarn!”

Me: “Yeah, I’m making a blanket and wanted the colors of the rainbow.”

Cashier: *stares at yarn for a moment* “Since when is yellow in the rainbow?”

(I start to smile but realize he’s serious. My sister and I give each other a look.)

Me: “Since forever.”

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