Not Very (Stereo)Typical Of The Service Industry
(I’m on vacation with my parents, grandparents, friend and friend’s mum. My grandparents and mum are German, and my dad is Japanese. Due to this, I have learnt German and Japanese, but I have no accent as I grew up in Australia. My friend is just plain Australian. A waitress has asked everyone but me what they want to eat.)
Grandma: *with German accent* “You forgot her.”
(My grandma points to me.)
Waitress: “Oh, I’m sorry; what will you have?”
Me: “I’ll just have a bowl of chips and a lemonade, please.”
(The waitress smiles nicely, but mumbles in Japanese under her breathe as she walks away.)
Waitress: “Stupid fat girl. Why should I serve that pig just so she can get fatter than a whale?”
(My dad and I are the only ones that understand.)
Me: “Um, wait, one more thing.”
(The waitress turns back around with smile on her face.)
Me: “I’d like to speak to your manager for the way you spoke to me.”
(The waitress gets her manager.)
Manager: “What’s the problem?”
Dad: “The problem is that waitress. She had missed my daughter, and she muttered that my daughter was a stupid fat girl that she shouldn’t have to serve just so she can get fatter than a whale. Weight is a sensitive subject for my daughter, as she has been teased about it many times; she is working on losing her extra fluff by doing kickboxing and going to a gym. I guess the waitress did not expect any Japanese people in our family.”
(The manager turns to the waitress.)
Manager: “Apologize, now!”
Waitress: “Well, how was I supposed to know they could speak Japanese? The old farts are Nazis, the man looks like a Chino, and the girl looks like a deformation!”
Manager: “DO NOT insult a customer! I have seen them in here before; they are wonderful people. I will not stand for your rudeness and racist comments. I’m from America; are you going to call me a ‘hamburger-eating fat-a**’?”
(When we went back the next day, the waitress had been fired!)