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14 Terrible Customers At Chinese Restaurants

| Right | June 10, 2020

Dear readers,

We know that Chinese restaurants have got a bad rap lately, but practically all of us have a favorite Chinese dish, be it the comfort food of General Tso’s chicken, to weekend brunches over Dim Sum, the cuisine is as varied as the country is large.

We’ve rounded up 14 stories of Chinese Restaurants, from the ignorant customers they have to deal with, or reminders of the charming aspects of the meal you wouldn’t get anywhere else (we’re looking at you fortune cookies!). Order some chow mein, settle in, and enjoy the stories!


Doesn’t Know Their A(merican)B(orn)C(hinese)’s – Because Chinese people can only sound Chinese!

Caught Brown Handed – The soy source of their guilt.

Next Time, Less Hair, More Planning – The blonde-haired Chinese are to blame!

A Dashing Hero – Sometimes… just sometimes… the stars align perfectly.

One Good Takeout Deserves Another – We’re pretty sure this story is kosher.

No One Crumbled Over The Cookie – Was fortunate to get that result.

That Woman Has Some Balls – We hope she gets indigestion!

Stick It To The (Business) Man – Respecting your elders means you should act respectable!

He Must Be Baked – Probably wouldn’t notice when it comes out anyway.

Asian Persuasion, Part 2 – They must have been too busy eating chicken during geography lessons.

Tenticular Tension – Too chicken, so will just eat chicken.

Going All Godzilla On You – Karma finds its way to racist jerks!

Right Next To The Special Chinese Gefeltifish – They really wanted that ranch!

Waiting For The Bad Customer That Never Comes – When you’re the only nice customer – you stand out!

And finally, a bonus story that isn’t technically set in a Chinese restaurant…

Misunderstanding The Great Melting Pot – Yes, I speak ‘Asian.’


We hope you enjoyed this collection of stories! Know any that we missed? Let us know in the comments! Want to submit your own story? Do it here!

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