The Cheering Dead
(My parents are considering moving. We are driving to a relative’s house for Thanksgiving, who just so happens to have his house up for sale.)
Dad: “These houses are really close together. I don’t like it.”
Sister: “It would be great for the zombie apocalypse. Just put boards across the roofs and you’re safe.”
Me: “What if the zombies are sentient?”
Sister: “It would take them a while to build something. You could get away.”
Me: “What if they were zombie cheerleaders and they made a human… zombie pyramid?”
Sister: “…”
Mom: “Give me an aaaaaaauuugggghhhh.”