When Red Means Go
(I am seeing a new guy, and since he doesn’t have a car I’ve been driving for us whenever we go somewhere. We’re currently sitting at a red light, and he tilts my face towards him and starts to give me a kiss.)
Me: *teasingly* “Hey… I’m driving!”
Guy: *with a giant grin* “It’s okay. We’re stopped now!”
Me: “Okay, fine. Just this time.”
(Over the next few red lights the guy continues to kiss me every time, and every time I complain about it jokingly. We come to a red light where he forgets because we’re talking so I go silent and start looking at him expectantly.)
Guy: “Why are you looking at me like that?”
Me: “You’re slacking off!”