Ghandi: The Warlord Wizard
Grandmother: “So what did you learn in school today?”
Me: “We watched a movie about Gandhi in history class.”
Grandmother: “Gandhi? Wasn’t he that warlord in Night at the Museum?”
Me: “…that’s Genghis Khan.”
Grandmother: “Oh…”
Me: “They’re not even remotely alike! How do you even get those two mixed up?”
Grandmother: “They both start with ‘G’ and were in movies?”
Me: “So was Gandalf, but you don’t see anyone confusing them!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?