Unfiltered Story #213167
(In my Latin III class, I sit in front of a girl who’s known for being simultaneously really smart and really stupid. This day, I hear her giggling, but I don’t pay much attention to it until I hear my friend whisper-yelling at her.)
Friend: [Girl], no! Don’t do that!”
(I turn around, but I can’t see what she’s doing since her computer case is in the way, but I just know in my soul what she’s about to do. At this point, we’ve gotten our teacher’s attention.)
Teacher: “[Girl], what are you doing?”
Me: “You don’t want to know.”
Friend and Classmate #1: “You really don’t.”
([Girl] then just wordlessly holds up a large chunk of HER HAIR that she had just cut from her head. Our teacher just stares at it wordlessly for several seconds while the rest of the class explodes into yelling.)
Teacher: “Why-why would you do that?! Why? Go throw it away! Now!”
Classmate #2: (Yelling over the class) “[Teacher], can I go to the bathroom?”
(She pauses and laughs.)
Classmate #2: “[Girl], give it to me! I’ll leave it in the bathroom for someone to find!
Teacher: “NO YOU WILL NOT, [Girl], THROW. IT. AWAY. NOW.”
(She eventually left it on top of the garbage can for anyone to see. The sad part is that this isn’t the first time she’s done something like this.)