So Much Pun
Awesome, Editors' Choice, Hall of Fame, Inspirational, Kind Strangers, Punny | Hopeless
| March 14, 2016
(I’m zoning the laundry aisle at a popular retail store. An elderly couple walks down the aisle. The husband makes a pun of every name brand he walks by.)
Customer: “CHEER up, dear. We’re in a new ERA now. We’re ALL together, and have everything to GAIN. So SNUGGLE up, but be careful. There’s a TIDE coming in, so SURF’s up!”
(Best. Old dude. Ever.)
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