14 Stories About Puns That Are So Bad They’re Good
Dear readers,
We aim to entertain you in a variety of ways on this site, from satisfying tales of bad customers getting their comeuppance, to sharing the funny and bizarre happenings that most people miss in this big wide world. Sometimes, however, we just want to throw a bad pun or dad joke your way! The bigger the groan, the better! Puns are not everyone’s cup of tea, but for the NAR editors, there is no tea-total! (Sorry…)
We’ve roundup up fourteen punny stories from our archives that are bound to make you laugh, moan, and hopefully leave a punny reply in the comments!
A Positive Ending – This roundup starts salty, and just gets worse…
Bad Jokes Are Music To Their Ears – We hope this is not how they try to talk to wo-man.
So Much Pun – Be prepared for some very PUREX puns.
Jokes So Bad It Leaves You Light-Headed – Keep the lights on in the relationship by turning them off!
Puns That Make You Weak – Some puns start a bit wobbly but they get there in the end.
Lettuce In For Some Puns – Lettuce know if this is how far into the roundup you got!
Dad Jokes Are Getting Costly – It’s un-beer-lievable what some people will say.
These Puns Are The Real Horror Story – I tell a pun, then you tell that pun to ten more. It’s a pyramid-head scheme!
Puns Are Literally S*** – This story was not our number one choice, but it’s a contender for number two.
Don’t Lose Sight Of The Numbers – This story is a bit bumpy but it makes sense to those who know about it.
Was Not Egg-specting That – We hope this story finds you feeling sunny side up.
An Inconvenient Pun – Certainly would have helped the pacing of his movie.
An Unhealthy Way To Wake Up – This is what happens when you try to brand puns.
The Mummy Of All Bad Jokes – Let’s hope the patient isn’t in de-Nile.
We hope you enjoyed this roundup about the punniest of stories! Want to send in your own story? Submit your story here!
Some other roundups to check out if you liked this one:
14 Times Awesome Customers Proved That They Do Exist!
23 Times People Were A Few Syllables Short Of A Haiku
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