She Ate Both Starters, Didn’t She?
I meet a woman at a restaurant for a second date. It’s early days and things are still nervous but exciting.
We talk for a bit and then order starters. They take a long time to come and then arrive just as I stand up to use the bathroom. I apologise and tell my date that I will be right back.
After a very short queue, I return to find the table being cleared of food.
Me: “What happened to the starters?”
Woman: “Oh, err, yes, I… I had mine, but yours looked terrible so I asked them to take it back.”
Me: “Err, okay.”
Woman: “Don’t worry; they said the mains wouldn’t be long.”
We talk some more until the mains arrive. Mine is delicious, but she doesn’t like hers. She pouts until I offer to share mine. She takes near half!
Still hungry, I order a dessert.
Woman: “Oh, that was lovely. What did you have again? Can I try it?”
Me: “Sorry, mine was so good that I finished it.”
I made sure of it.
Woman: *Abruptly* “Okay, shall we get the bill? I have work in the morning.”
Me: “Sure.”
She waits until the bill arrives.
Woman: “Thank you for treating me.”
Oh, I see.
Me: “Oh, it was a treat for me, too. Thanks for offering to pay half.”
Woman: “But I didn’t.”
Me: “We will split the bill, thanks.”
There was no third date. Thankfully.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?