Quarantine Must Really Be Getting To Her
I’m in the living room on my computer and my wife is asleep in the bedroom. She talks in her sleep a lot.
I hear her mumbling.
Me: “Honey?”
Wife: “How long?”
Me: “How long what?”
Wife: *Impatiently* “How long do I have to be in the hamster ball?”
Me: *Laughing* “You’re not in a hamster ball.”
Wife: “BUT HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO BE IN THE HAMSTER BALL?!”
Me: “You’re asleep, honey. You’re fine.”
Wife: *Sounding offended* “I am NOT.”
Me: “I promise, you are.”
Wife: “I’m not asleep! I’M IN A HAMSTER BALL!”
She began snoring immediately. I woke her up for real a few minutes later because I was laughing so hard.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
