Pigs Can Fly, But They Can’t See Windows
In my former employer’s hotel, the front desk was built so that one couldn’t see the front door — which was glass — while seated.
One summer night, while the wait-staff in the restaurant were still counting their tips, I heard a “thump” against the door. I decided I ought to go check it out, and was puzzled to find nobody at the door. I stepped outside, and there wasn’t a soul in sight to any direction. I turned to go back inside, and noticed something just in my peripheral vision on the ground. Looking down, I discovered a piece of cooked pork roast, about two to three inches thick and six or seven inches across, and an accompanying greasy splat almost dead-center on the glass of the door.
Left to ponder this mystery while cleaning the door, I came to the conclusion that someone both highly accurate with thrown projectiles and highly dissatisfied with their meal had discarded the hunk of pork from a moving vehicle.
When I told this story to my friends later, we christened the incident, “The Drive-By Porking.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?