Me: “Thank you for calling [Pizza Place]. Delivery or carry-out today?”
Caller: “Where are you located?”
Me: “We’re on [Street] near [Intersection].”
Caller: “No I mean WHERE are you located? Like, are you in Missouri?”
Me: “Uh… Yes, we are.”
Caller: “Are you next to a [Fast Food Chain with thousands of locations nationwide]?”
Me: “We’re across the street from a [Fast Food Chain].”
Caller: “Okay, you’re who I need. I want a pizza delivered to [Street I’ve never heard of].”
Me: “That address doesn’t seem to be in our area. What’s the zip code so I can look that up for you?”
Caller: “[Zip code I don’t recognize].”
Me: “I’m not sure where that is. What city are you in?”
Caller: “How do you not know that? It’s [City], Florida!”
Me: “Sir… I’m in Missouri.”
Caller: “THAT’S WHAT I ASKED YOU BEFORE!”
Me: “And I said yes.”
Caller: “So, you don’t deliver here?”