My Blood Type Is Baldur’s Gate 3
England, Funny Stories, Grocery Store, Health & Body, London, Medication, UK, Wordplay | Right
| April 29, 2024
A customer is looking confused in our medicine aisle. We are by no means a pharmacy, and I don’t know much about off-the-shelf medicines, but I figure I can help if they’re confused with our products.
Me: “Can I help you, sir?”
This man replies in broken English.
Customer: “I told I need stronger blood. I look for medicine to make strong my homo goblins.”
Me: “Pardon me, your what?”
Customer: “Homo goblins.”
Mercifully, a coworker is passing by.
Coworker: “Iron supplements, to increase haemoglobin production. I’ll show you where they are, sir.”
God bless that coworker…
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Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
