Make Him Green Or He’ll Be Blue
(I run a face-painting booth at an annual fair for charity. Every year there seems to be a design that all the kids want; this year, it’s a certain spider-themed superhero. A mother has been waiting in line with her son, and it’s their turn.)
Mother: “He wants to be [Superhero].”
(She pushes him towards the chair. The kid sits down but looks quite unhappy, so I decide to check with him.)
Me: “Is that what you want?”
Kid: “Wannabegreen.”
Mother: *talking over him* “He wants to be [Superhero]!”
(He looks resigned, and I feel bad for him, so I ignore Mum and keep talking to him.)
Me: “Do you mean like [Famously Angry Green Superhero]?”
Kid: “No, I just wanna be green.”
Mother: “You can’t be green. He wants to be [Superhero], like the other kids. Tell her you want to be [Superhero].”
Me: “If he says he wants to be green, I’ll paint him green.”
Kid: “Green!”
Mother: *rolling her eyes* “Oh, fine, whatever!”
(She turned around and stalked off. I went with the kid’s request, and he was absolutely ecstatic… and very green.)
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?