If You Live In R’lyeh, There Probably Isn’t Much Difference

In my defence, this has been a long day full of very stupid questions, and I am at the end of my customer service tether.

Customer: “Where is the 0.5mm plastic?”

Me: “It is located in Wall Coverings.”

Customer: “What department is this?”

Me: “Floor Coverings.”

Customer: “There’s a difference?”

Me: “Only in houses based on Euclidian geometry.”

Customer: “In what now?”

Me: “Let me take you to Wall Coverings, sir.”