Has ID, No Idea, Part 2
A lady comes into the library to use the computers.
Me: “May I see your library card to book the computer?”
Patron: “I don’t want to get a library card, because then the government will have my information! Can I give you my driver’s license, instead?”
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Has ID, No Idea
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?