Has ID, No Idea
Me: “May I see your ID, please?”
Customer: “Oh, that’s not necessary.”
Me: “The card you’ve chosen to pay with says, ‘See ID’ on the back.”
Customer: “Yes, but that’s in case it’s not me, but since I am me, it’s okay. Seriously, why do none of you cashiers ever get this?”
Related:
No ID, No Idea, Part 50
No ID, No Idea, Part 49
No ID, No Idea, Part 48
No ID, No Idea, Part 47
No ID, No Idea, Part 46
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
